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A modern take on the original formulation. Plain with Vitamin E is a long lasting, exquisitely textured, clear water-based lubricant, designed to enhance your intimate pleasure. Features: Compatible with condoms Hypoallergenic pH Balanced Does not alter natural pH Edible Free from sugars, perfumes, colourings and oils Low irritant formulation Non-staining For fabrics, soak in water only, then rinse before a normal cold wash. Sponge out of carpet with plain water Very slippery if spilled, so clean up immediately Store in a clean, dry place at room temperature Always read the label and follow the directions for use If irritation occurs, discontinue use; if it persists, consult a doctor